Jonah Hill Arrested on Bourbon Street With Bag of Jerry Garcia’s Ashes (Or Was He?) Somebody forgot to check their facts.
Meanwhile in Florida: Man Arrested For Masturbating Inside Starbucks (Extra Cream) We'll take our coffee black from here on out, thanks.
Meanwhile in Russia: Video of Man Chaining Himself to McDonald’s to Save It From Closing Is Saddest Person of the Year He's not lovin' it.
Airline Passenger Goes to Extreme Lengths to Make Taking Your Shoes Off on Flights Acceptable Bare feet and flying don't mix.
Meanwhile at the Border: Man Arrested With 52 Reptiles Poorly Hidden Under His Clothes, It’s Always the Quiet Ones Is that a horned lizard in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
Meanwhile in Manhattan: High-Society Brawl Breaks Out, Burberry v. Supreme Is New Bloods v. Crips For Rich People You've gotta fight...for your right...to...shop for clothes?!
Twitter Trends: Stupid ‘Wheels or Doors?’ Debate Somehow Sucks Us In, Proves We Still Have Too Much Time on Our Hands There is only one right answer...or is there?
Meanwhile in Australia: Couple Caught Having Roadside Sex in Google Street View Gives Modern Take to Sex Tapes Way to blaze a raunchy trail.
‘Tiger King’ Fans Scramble to Find Elusive Joe Exotic Condoms, Currently Most Ironic Way to Ensure Nobody Sleeps With You If you thought Tiger King was an accidental fad that would pass, think again. The interest in Netflix’s docuseries about…
Reddit Has ‘Volunteers For Ukraine’ Page For People Who Don’t Know Shit About War But Want to Fight Anyway Throw some money at the problem, gentlemen.