Trump Reveals $35 Wrapping Paper With His Face on It, Perfect Coal Replacement For Clean Energy Christmas What better way to package your disappointment in them than with wrapping paper that epitomizes the shitshow of the Republican…
Mandatory Good News: 8-Year-Old Boy Sells Pokemon Collection to Pay Sick Puppy’s Vet Bills, Someone Help This Kid Dammit! Bryson Kliemann is an 8-year-old who loves two things: his Pokemon card collection and his lab mix puppy Bruce. The…
Model Cara Delevingne Puts NFT About Her Vagina on the Auction Block (Let the Bidding Begin!) Move over, OnlyFans.
Meanwhile in New York: Woman Runs 285 Miles in Wedding Dress to Raise Awareness For Narcissism, That’s Some Irony You Can’t Outrun A New York woman is embarking on an almost 300-mile trot across the state to raise awareness about narcissistic domestic…
Ted Cruz Fundraises by Signing Copies of Dr. Seuss’ ‘Green Eggs and Ham’ (But We Do Not Like That Ham) Ted Cruz has failed at a lot of things – a presidential run, taking care of his constituents during Winter…
Kacey Musgraves Sells Ted Cruz Trolling Tees For Charity, Finally He’s Good For Something Senator Ted Cruz is taking heat for a recent trip to Cancun while his home state is struggling with epic…
Typo Gets This Holiday Event Turnt, Don’t Miss Out on This Year’s ‘Sit on Satan’s Lap Fundraiser’ Sitting on Santa’s lap is a time-honored holiday tradition. (Creepy though it may be.) Most children, if they’re smart enough…
Julia Louis-Dreyfus Spoofs Rudy Giuliani In ‘Veep’ Reunion Announcement Julia Louis-Dreyfus, aka the star of HBO’s now retired political satire 'Veep,' recently mocked Rudy Giuliani's press conference to announce…
‘Seinfeld’ Cast Members Reunite For a ‘Fundraiser About Something’ to Flip Texas Blue 'Seinfeld' may have been the “show about nothing,” but it definitely stands for something. On Friday, 'Seinfeld' stars Julia Louis-Dreyfus…
Jennifer Aniston Walks in on Brad Pitt With His Pants Down in ‘Fast Times’ Table Read Narrated by Morgan Freeman, And Life Is Good Again In a perfect world, Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt would still be married. But since they aren’t, the next best…