This Week in Hard Seltzer: There’s a New Flavor Out Sure to Ruin Your Day (A Bit Tart, Don’t You Think?) While pickle-flavored hard seltzer is nothing new (there was another trending back in the late spring), this pickle-centric hard seltzer…
Festive Seltzers Gone Wild: Bud Light Selling 2 New Fall Flavored Seltzers, Both About as Hardcore as You Can Get It’s called Bud Light Seltzer Fall Flannel and it features Toasted Marshmallow, Apple Crisp, Maple Pear, and of course Pumpkin…
Bud Light Seltzer Popsicles Makes Keeping Kids Sober the New Summer Challenge, Missed Opportunity Not Calling Them ‘Pedophile Pops’ Because school's out and it's time to dive headfirst into an unforgettable summer where bad decisions are just a few…
United Now Serving White Claw, Officially the Most Irresponsible Airline You Can Fly While snacks, beer, and wine are cool, we’re definitely most excited about the impending news stories about passengers getting White…
White Claw Releasing Harder Seltzer With Higher Alcohol Content to Make Up For Last Summer, That Should Get Our Livers All Caught Up The hard seltzer market has completely exploded in the past few years and, with the addition of new, exciting offerings…
Seltzer Suicides: Bring Back Your Favorite Childhood Pastime by Mixing Every Hard Seltzer Flavor Together, There’s No Better Time If you’re a person looking to grab onto nostalgia at all costs and you have no respect for your miserable,…
Pumpkin-Spiced Seltzer: We’ve Officially Reached the Edge of Humanity This is the official fall flavor of air fresheners, hummus, kale chips, and even Spam. And now, in an event…
Bud Light Seltzer Wants to Pay You $5K Per Month to Make Memes (Yeah, It’s Called a Job) In an effort to battle White Claw on their own turf, Bud Light Seltzer is going to hire a “Chief…
New York Legalizes Liquor-Infused Ice Cream (Now We Don’t Feel as Bad About Our Diet the Past 6 Months) Sadly, we won’t be seeing any 100-proof whiskey ice cream any time soon.