Millennials Scramble to Text Their Moms to Ask If They Got the Polio Vaccine (Too Bad There’s No Cure For the Inability to Adult) Here's another deadly virus to add to your vaccine to-do list!
Monkeypox Declared Public Health Emergency in the US (Here’s Why Dudes Are More Likely to Get It) Just what we need: another pandemic!
First FDA-Authorized Condoms For Anal Sex Come in 54 Different Sizes (Consider Us Aroused and Confused) For the first time ever, the FDA has given a stamp of approval for prophylactics designed for up-the-butt lovin’.
8 Weird Health Symptoms You Can’t Blame on the New Covid Variant If you experience any of the following eight symptoms, rest assured, your health may be suffering, but what you’re experiencing…
Meanwhile on TikTok: ‘Deworming’ Is the Latest Wellness Trend That’s Actually Really Bad For You If we haven’t made it clear already (or if it isn’t common-sense obvious), TikTok is really not the best place…
Attention Compulsive Masturbators: Death-Grip Syndrome Is a No-Joke Penis Problem (OK, It’s a Little Funny) Ever since you were a little boy, you were told masturbation was bad for you. Some of the myths you…
Coronavirus Expected to Spread in US, Should Make for Exciting Reality TV on Local News Coronavirus -- and all its drama -- is coming soon to a TV news station near you!
Brews News: Athletes Swap Sports Drinks For Beer to Hydrate After Workouts Don't let your workout stop you from enjoying a cold one.
Keto Diet Is a Heart Attack on a Plate, Researchers Suggest Putting Down the Fat, Fatty A high-fat diet can cause heart attacks? No!