Meanwhile in Hogwarts: Siri Can Finally Cast 10 Harry Potter Spells on Your iPhone, Turns Out She’s Good For Something Calling all muggles!
Newly Adopted Dog Drags Owner to His Phone After Suffering a Stroke, Can Mine Do That When I Get Texts? Sure she's good in a crisis, but can Sadie drag our lifeless body over to our phone when we're getting…
Man Drops iPhone Out of a Plane With Camera Filming, Apple Wishes It Made This Commercial Sadly, while it filmed the whole time, the video isn’t all the exciting. In fact, the constant spinning of the…
Steve Jobs’ Daughter Eve Makes Modeling Debut, We’d Buy Whatever iPhone She Told Us To Steve Jobs left quite a legacy behind in the tech world after his death. Whose life hasn’t been touched by…
Apple Upgrades iPhones Tricks, Downgrades on Accessories (Earphones and Chargers Magically Disappear) While the iPhone 12 does boast an impressive collection of cameras (because one camera on your fucking cell phone just…
See Apple’s 5G iPhone 12 Features, Following Tim Cook Showing Off All the Work He Didn’t Do to an Empty Room At a virtual event on Tuesday, Cook confirmed what Apple heads (is that a thing?) were eagerly awaiting. The company…
New iPhone Update Allows Users to Opt in For COVID Notifications, Most Likely a Series of Sad Mask-Free Emoji Faces This is the big problem with all contact tracing technology. In order for it to actually work, people need to…
Apple Delays iPhone 12 Release, Consumers Expected to Just Use Phone They’ve Had a Whole Year Already You'll have to wait a little longer if you want a new iPhone.
Apple’s iPhones Can Now Recognize Your Face ID While Wearing a Safety Mask, Probably Only As Long As You’re Still Crying You could use the new iPhone feature, or you could just turn Face ID off.
Your iPhone Can Weigh Drugs (And 7 Other Handy Uses For Degenerate Phone Addicts) Take your smartphone skills from juvenile detention to maximum security.