Best of 2021: Ranking Our Favorite ‘Meanwhile in Florida’ Stories of the Year We can always count on the Sunshine State to put on an epic shitshow we can't turn away from.
Innocuous Eye Drops May Be Perfect Secret Weapon For Wanna-Be Murderers, But Who to Kill First During Holidays? Well, that's the last time we use eye drops.
Meanwhile in North Carolina: Substitute Teacher Arrested For Allegedly Sexting Students On 4th Day of Class (What Restraint!) Teacher's pet has a whole new meaning these days.
Meanwhile in Russia: Headless Body Falls Out of Cannibal’s Car After Crash (Should’ve Buckled Up, Dude) We don’t expect a lot out of criminals, but some baddies are so stupid it’s laughable.
Webcam Model Accidentally Shoots Herself in Vagina While Filming X-Rated Clip For Fans, Totally Blows Away the Competition There’s a lot of competition among cam girls. But one X-rated professional blew them all away with an accident that…
Breaking: Watch Kyle Rittenhouse Attempt to Have Human Emotions on the Stand During Homicide Trial Cry us a river.
Meanwhile in Florida: Man Jumps Off Bridge to Flee Police Pursuit (Video), Better Than Hiding in Swamp For a Month Just because fugitive Brian Laundrie’s remains have been found doesn’t mean Florida cops have stopped chasing criminals. In fact, it…
Mandatory Tweets: The Funniest Twitter Reactions to Brian Laundrie’s Parents Finding His Stuff in Under an Hour of ‘Helping’ the Search After weeks of searches, items belonging to fugitive Brian Laundrie were found in Florida's Carlton Reserve…by his parents.
Meanwhile on the Appalachian Trail: Brian Laundrie Look-Alike Ambushed by U.S. Marshals (Time to Consider a Toupee, Dude) If you’re a dude who looks anything even remotely similar to fugitive Brian Laundrie and you like to travel, now…
Prostitute Evicted For Being Too ‘Loud’ While Working From Home During Pandemic, Won’t You Be Our Neighbor? 29-year-old prostitute Nicola Parry apparently serviced up to 10 clients at a time in her Wythenshawe, Manchester, abode.