Mandatory Food Fight: McDonald’s, Wendy’s and Burger King Battle It Out For ‘Best Chicken Sandwich,’ Each Making Note to Bring Real Chicken Now that the popularity of beef has basically been put out to pasture, there’s a food fight happening among the…
Pair of Chickens Attack Customers Outside McDonald’s, So That’s Why They Crossed the Road! When the officers arrived, they found the petty poultry wasn’t actually a street gang of feathers and evil. It was…
The McRib is Back (Again), We Attempt to Mansplain the Appeal of This Strange Sandwich Since it’s once again returning to menus, we’ve done our best to try to explain just what its appeal is.…
McDonald’s Adds New Pastries to Breakfast Menu ‘Cause What America Needs Is More Diabetes We don’t blame anyone for turning to sweet treats as a reward for just waking up every day and giving…
RANKED! Our 10 Favorite Fast Food Mascots, The Only Election We Feel Confident About Right Now That’s why we decided to rank our favorite fast food mascots from 10 to 1. We’re not sure if any…
Fast Feud: Wendy’s Roasts McDonald’s on Twitter Over Its Spicy McNuggets, Teases Redhead Pay Per View Matchup All week, we heard news about Mickey D’s finally adding spicy chicken nuggets to the menu. There was a buzz…
Officer Karen Has Meltdown Over Wait For McMuffin, Talk About McPrivilege This is the epitome of white people problems.
Young Boy Cries After Getting McDonald’s for First Time Since Lockdown, His Colon Confirms That’s the Appropriate Response When was the last time fast food brought you to tears?
McDonald’s Fast-Food Scented Candles Smell Like Your Lowest Self-Esteem, Only Matter of Time Before You Try to Eat One, Too Because what every fast food fan wants is to bring those scintillating burger scents home.
Best Documentary Series You’ll See on TV This Year (Like ‘McMillion$’) 2020 is already rolling out a fascinating roster of docuseries, and we've handpicked the can't-miss ones.