Meanwhile in Pandemic Travel: Teacher Who Tested Positive for Covid Mid-Flight Isolates for 5 hours in Plane Bathroom (Sure Beats Flying Coach) Is this the future of flying? And if so, is it that bad?
Weird News of the Day: Subway-Obsessed Couple Ties Knot at Favorite Sandwich Chain, That’s the Only Foot-Long She’ll Ever Get The pair met at a Subway back in December of 2017 when they struck up a conversation while waiting to…
Meanwhile in Michigan: Couple That Met at Subway Stages Sandwich-Themed Wedding, The Photos Are So Fresh (Unlike Subway) If you go to Subway, you’re likely in search of a healthy-ish fast-food meal – but one Michigan man found…
Eminem’s New Detroit Restaurant Is Reference to ‘Lose Yourself’ Line (Can You Guess Which One?) Eminem can now add "restauranteur" to his resume. The rapper formerly known as Marshall Mathers is opening an eatery in his…
Meanwhile in Michigan: Blind Skateboarder Shows Off Skills, Proves Sight Is Overrated (As Well As the Olympics) Skateboarders are badass, and they’ve become even more so now that their sport is officially part of the Olympics. But…
Meanwhile in Michigan: Woman Sets Herself on Fire Trying to Get Rid of Bedbugs A Michigan woman freaked out because she found bedbugs in her car. She literally had a panic attack. In response,…
Meanwhile on TikTok: Already-Cancelled Boutique Owner Who Called Sales Model Applicant ‘Not That Cute’ Apologizes into the Void That Is His Nonexistence Turns out, the guy's not that smart.
Meanwhile in Michigan: Backyard With Hundreds of Buried Bowling Balls Prompts Immediate Dad Joke About Picking Up a Spare Whatever folks said about him in the past, no one can deny that Olson is now a bonafide baller.
Meanwhile on Zoom: Man Shows Up to Court With Hilarious Name, Judge Wasn’t Having It Though He came back a few minutes later without the expletive-laden name and the strange excuse that when he set up…
Runaway Ronald: Statue of McDonald’s Mascot Clown Stolen, And Yes They Actually Want it Back Instead of simply chalking it up to the universe telling them that the time was right to rid themselves of…