Driverless Car Pulled Over by Police Tries to Flee (That’s What We Call a Smart Car) This car's got chutzpah.
Meanwhile in California: Shoplifter Turns Bananas Into Hilarious Weapons During Drug Store Robbery (Video) This is bananas.
Ranked! Remaining NFL Teams Based on How Insane Their Cities Would Go If They Won Super Bowl We decided to rank the remaining teams based on how insane their cities would go if they won the Super…
Ranked! The Top 10 Most Stressed-Out Cities in the US Where you live might have a bigger impact on how stressed out you get than we ever could have imagined.
Meanwhile in San Francisco: Restaurant Ditches $72 Fried Rice Dish Because It Attracted Too Many Douchebags When you're a douchebag and can afford anything on the menu, you must spring for the $72 fried rice. At…
Meanwhile in California: Vandals Targeting Chauvin Defense Witness Leave Severed Pig Head at Wrong House, Nice Way to Start the Day Say New Tenants All we can say to that is, you reap what you sow.
Meanwhile in California: Man in Bear Suit Attempts to Walk From LA to San Francisco Without Getting Shot or Run Over We could all use a walk to clear our heads right about now. But one man is taking that idea…
Meanwhile in San Francisco: Woman Who Coughs on Uber Driver Earns Jerk of the Year Award, Turns Herself In To Receive It (Video) From cutting people in line at the bagel shop to running people over with cars, the super dark times of…
San Francisco Homeowners Can Now Get a Verified Blue Check Badge on Their Houses (Or Can They?) Getting a verified blue check badge is a rite of passage for social media users. It means that you have…
Man Defecates Outside Nancy Pelosi’s Home, The Most Peaceful of Protests When you think of a peaceful protest, you probably think of a meditative sit-in, a bunch of hippies singing “Kumbaya,”…