Meanwhile in South Carolina: Teen Boy Torn to Pieces After Shark Out-Surfs Him (Video) While experts say spinner sharks aren't a threat to humans, this one left the kid torn to pieces.
Meanwhile in South Carolina: Rare Double-Headed Turtle Discovered on Beach They say two heads are better than one, but we never thought Mother Nature would take that saying seriously. Apparently,…
Breaking: Lindsey Graham Tests Positive For COVID, But What Do We Know About How the Wuhan Virus Affects Another Virus? It couldn’t have happened to a nicer person. (Not.)
Meanwhile in South Carolina: Beachgoers Try to Ride Endangered Sea Turtle Laying Eggs, We Wish These People Were Extinct People are the worst.
Cyberhack Invites Paranoid Americans to Fill Plastic Bags with Gasoline, ‘Fool Me Once’ Says Guy Still Using Leaves For Toilet Paper Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, I'm putting gas in a leaky bag.
Lindsey Graham Repeatedly Begs for Donations on Fox News, We Suggest Starting an OnlyFans and Earning It, Linds He’s been sucking the presidential teat for the past four years; he may as well charge people to watch him…
Latest Democratic Debate Looked Like Pay-Per-View Fight With No Winner, Other Than Donald Trump If this geriatric smackdown doesn’t stop soon, there will only be one winner: Donald Trump.
Not Lovin’ It: South Carolina Man Says He Got High From McDonald’s Sweet Tea, Probably Just Diabetic What'd you expect, dude?
Justin Bieber Removes Wife’s Wedding Garter With Sexy Beaver Teeth Move, Hundreds of Young Beliebers Expected to Be Hospitalized for Terminal FOMO Well, that's one way to remove a garter.
Woman Avoids DUI By Drunk-Driving Toy Truck, Proves Stupidity Can Still Be Original It's people like this that will make you feel better about your worst habits.