Matthew McConaughey Says America Is ‘Going Through Puberty’ In Bizarre Patriotic Video (Not the ‘Fast Times’ Sequel We Were Hoping For) Matthew McConaughey knows that things are not “alright, alright, alright” in America, but the native Texan chalks those troubles up…
Dating App Bumble to Open NYC Restaurant, A Sweet Space to Have Your Next Disappointing Date After finding someone you click with online and agreeing to meet up in person, the next hurdle is finding a…
Meanwhile in Texas: Woman Attempting to Hit Lover With Car Plows Into Liquor Store Instead (Because What This Situation Needs Is More Booze) A Texas woman who attempted to run over her main squeeze – and ended up crashing through a liquor store…
Meanwhile in Turkey: Cheating Boyfriend Gets Double Dumped in Surprise Attack, Embarrassment Proves to Make Good Company These Lonely Nights But rather than quarrel, they (correctly) put the blame squarely on Dick's cheating shoulders - the man who had wooed…
Matthew McConaughey Just Got Major Endorsement For Governor From Ted Cruz (Asking Him Not to Run), Alright Alright! If we had to guess, we'd say he'd probably lower the drinking age to 18, legalize marijuana, and found the…
15 Funniest Tweets Roasting Ted Cruz After ERCOT Tells Texans Not to Use AC in Heatwave The one silver lining of that disaster is now anytime the weather in Texas puts a strain on the power…
Meanwhile in Texas: Mom Arrested After Posing as Daughter For Entire Day at Middle School (And Her Reason Why Is Somewhat Insane) Move over, Ferris Bueller. There’s a new way of getting out of school.
Meanwhile in Florida: Missing Woman Rescued Yet Again From Drain Pipe, Sewer Rat Is Apparently Spirit Animal A Florida woman was found completely naked in a storm drain back in March after having been missing for weeks.…
Meanwhile in Texas: The Biggest Pizza in America ‘The Bus’ Will Run You Over With Carbs and Cheese Pizza-eating road trip, anyone?
Meanwhile in Texas: Deranged Woman Climbs Into Zoo Cage to Feed Animals Cheetos, Video Shows Her Lucky Flamin’ Hot Ass Not Being Eaten Somehow Lucky for us, someone took a video of this fool as she climbed into the enclosure and then sat near…