College Student Loses Legs After Eating Leftover Noodles, That’ll Teach Him? But before you set your fridge on fire and push it off the balcony, know this...
The Mandatory Guide to Facial Expressions Now That Mask Mandates Are (Finally) Ending (For Now) It's time to face your fear of interacting without a mask.
Now People Are Willing to Pay Joe Rogan $100 Million Just to Leave Spotify, Think of All the Supplements That Could Buy! Another streaming service has already offered the former ‘Fear Factor’ host $100 million to join them.
Covid Couture: Katy Perry Rocks Earrings Made From Home Tests, That’s One Way to Stay Positive These Days This is certainly cooler than a vaccine card.
Internet People Claim Magic Mushrooms Restore Taste and Smell Lost to Covid, Or It Could Just Be the Shrooms Getting high can't hurt.
Cannabis Compounds Prevent Covid Infection, Says Study We’d Happily Be Guinea Pigs For Puff, puff, pass to prevent coronavirus.
Condom Sales Down 40 Percent During the Pandemic, Study Says Almost as Low as Our Libido Condom sales have fallen abysmally since the pandemic began.
Meanwhile in Politics: Ballsy Democrat Wants Anti-Mask House Members Put in Isolation Boxes, Might Have to Settle For Coffins You can't always get what you want.
Meanwhile in Texas: Teacher Puts Covid-Positive Boy in Trunk to Prevent Exposure, Can That Be the Texas State Bird? This is not what the CDC means by 'isolation.'
Anti-Vax Leader Says Drinking Urine Is God-Given Covid Cure (Oh, Piss Off) If you’re dumb enough to eschew the vaccine in favor of drinking your own piss, well, you kind of deserve…