Former Russian Brand Stoli Releasing Vodka to Benefit Ukraine, Should Be Dead by End of Week by Other Poison Get drunk and support Ukraine at the same time!
Ranked! The Best Non-Russian Vodkas to Drink Right Now (Because Screw You Putin!) While there are myriad Russian vodka brands on the market, there are also well-known, high-quality expressions from Poland, Finland, the…
This Week in Vodka: Drunken Olives and Mollusk Distilling Are the Latest Crazes While we’re not sure how either of these vodkas tastes, the briny flavor in both likely works well as a…
Chelsea Handler Skis in Bikini to Promote ‘Vaccinated and Horny’ Tour, Didn’t Know We Could Be Any Hornier Until Now It may be colder than a witch’s tit where you live (and if it isn’t, consider yourself lucky), but Chelsea…
The Mandatory Booze-Lover’s Guide to the Best Spirits For Mixing This Holiday Season We created a little run-down explaining the various mixed drinks, cocktails, and punches you can whip up with your favorite…
Taste the Afterlife With These Ghostbuster-Themed Cocktails Made With OG (Original Ghostbuster) Dan Aykroyd’s Crystal Head Vodka Since early reviews are very good, it’s the perfect time to celebrate this soon-to-be classic by enjoying a few Ghostbuster’s…
Meanwhile in Fast Food: Arby’s Making Curly Fry-Flavored Vodka, Looks Better Than It Sounds (And Probably Tastes) The latest blasphemous beverage creation comes from none other than Arby’s. Yes, the roast beef fast-food chain is now getting…
Meanwhile at Lollapalooza: Watch Ingenious Concertgoer Dig Up Bottle of Booze He Buried There 3 Weeks Ago, Cheapskate or Full-Blown Alcoholic? (You Decide) In a video currently going viral, a man is seen digging up a bottle of vodka at Lollapalooza that he…
Meanwhile in Ukraine: Chernobyl Vodka Made From ‘Radioactive’ Apples Seized By Customs, Americans Never Get to Have Any Fun Why drink regular, old non-radioactive vodka when you can have Chernobyl's best?
Drunk Maskless Passenger Headbutts Flight Attendant, News Headline Sounds Like Start of Really Bad Joke Upon traveling from Tenerife to Manchester aboard RyanAir, the newest member of the Covidiot Club refused to don his mask…