Breaking: Watch Kyle Rittenhouse Attempt to Have Human Emotions on the Stand During Homicide Trial Cry us a river.
Mandatory Food Trends: Candy Corn Brats Take a Bad Thing and Make It Wurst Candy corn is one of the biggest atrocities of Halloween. But a pair of butchers in Wisconsin has turned the…
Meanwhile in Wisconsin: School Rejects Universal Free Lunches, That’ll Teach Them Health and American History All at Once The best way to teach these young folks about life in the real world is to withhold bananas, bulk spaghetti,…
Plot Twist! Judge Suspended After Pulling Gun Out in Court, It Does Not Please the Court But hey, who are we to judge?
Meanwhile in Wisconsin: Dairy Farmer Sets New Record For Longest String Cheese (Now All We Need Is a Giant Box of Crackers) Our string cheese-loving minds have just been blown by the feat of a dairy farmer in Weyauwega, Wisconsin.
MyPillow Guy Has Another Hard Landing After Going Full Crazy in Leaked ‘Daily Show’ Interview The CEO and Trump-supporter who's single-handedly predicting a Trump presidential resurrection in August lost his cool after realizing Daily Show…
Mandatory Drunk of the Week: Wisconsin Teen Passes Out in Cop’s Airbnb, Might As Well Handcuff Himself Next Time Back in the day, when you got blitzed out of your skull and did something incredibly stupid, no one ever…
This OnlyFans Model Made $100K in 6 Months Using Mom in Sexy Photos, Of Course People Assumed Them Sisters (We Hope That’s the Case) If flashing your naked assets on the internet is what keeps you from having to live in your parents’ basement,…
Meanwhile in Wisconsin: Burglarized Bakery Puts Perpetrator’s Face on Their Cookie, Some Might Say the Cookie Monster Canfora Bakery is a staple in the city for its baked good, sandwiches, and Italian cookies. But, until recently, it…
Meanwhile in Wisconsin: Lawsuit Claims Bagel Bites Aren’t Made With ‘Real’ Cheese (Time to Lower Your Expectations For Frozen Food, People) You know frozen food is probably bad for you, that it’s packed with preservatives, and that there’s nothing “real” about…