Comic Strip Illustrates The Dangers Of Not Reading Lotion Bottles Carefully

March 31, 2016

If you’ve ever accidentally transformed your foot into a hand, this one’s gonna hit close to home. If not, then hopefully you’ll just have yourself a good laugh.

Ahh yes, we haven’t seen a masturbation/hand lotion joke since the great winter storm of January 2016.

You can check out even more hilarious illustrations like this one on the Jim K. Benton Facebook page.

(via Reddit)

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If you couldn't tell by his photo, dignity flew out the window long ago for Cory. But that just means that nothing is off limits, making him the perfect fit to write for Mandatory. Hobbies include: eating pizza, thinking about going for a jog today, writing memes that no one finds funny, and wondering what life would be like if he'd actually put forth the effort to make something of it 10 years ago. He also owns two other hats (not pictured).