Diamond RIng
Man Covering His Crotch: Isolated Background

A Jealous British Woman Sliced Open Her Fiancé’s Scrotum With Her Diamond Ring

By Tommy Gimler

Photo: champja (Getty)

You probably shouldn’t be getting married if you’re still in the engagement process yet getting your freak on while you’re on the phone with another girl, but to be fair, you should never – and I mean never – slice open a man’s beanbag no matter how excusable you think your reason for doing so is.  Just do something better like sleep…

Tommy Gimler
Tommy Gimler

Tommy Gimler is a stand-up comedian, musician, writer, emcee and all-around good guy. He has worked hundreds of stages across the country, including those at The Laugh Factory, The World Famous Comedy Store and dozens of Improvs.

Tommy has had the pleasure of emceeing events for amazing clients such as Budweiser, Mitsubishi, Chase, Discovery, Animal Planet in front of thousands of people at events like the Super Bowl, X Games, U.S. Open, Little League World Series.

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