Cover Photo: tostphoto (Getty Images). Cover Tweet: @ConanOBrien
When a week dies, a collection of funniest tweets is born from it for your twisted Twitter-loving pleasure. If you missed last week’s tweets, we highly recommend you not skip your weekly dose of laughs, if nothing else for your health.
Enjoy this heaping pile of hilarity, then scurry off into your weekend, but first, remember to follow these fine folks on Twitter. Their blood, sweat and tweets did not come easily, but again, neither did your weekend. Side effects include loss of bladder control, heart palpitations and unplanned crying.
Tweet yourself to these, then follow us @Mandatory on Twitter.
HERE IT IS!!!! New BILLY ON THE STREET with @Lin_Manuel!!!! Watch Lin and I hit the street to find out if ANYBODY IS HAPPY. pic.twitter.com/QbmScrH1qo
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) December 13, 2018
How is it even possible that this kid’s face look like the mask the bad guy wore in the original Purge movie lmao https://t.co/OunJLiZM6Q
— Chris D'Elia (@chrisdelia) January 19, 2019
Everyone gets all worked up about Dan Aykroyd getting a ghost blow job in Ghostbusters yet no one says a word about the the song Undercover Angel, in which a guy gets pity-fucked by an angel
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) January 25, 2019
Does anyone have a friend who you’re suspicious actually LOVES being sick?
— Whitney Cummings (@WhitneyCummings) January 25, 2019
https://twitter.com/andrhia/status/1088627970766442498
Get a ‘load’ of this: Chris Christie’s New Book Is Called ‘Let Me Finish’
https://twitter.com/JimCarrey/status/1088872613147889664
https://twitter.com/CuriouslyEmily/status/1088006111947644928
Is it just me or does this math not work out https://t.co/Whnlb4beaB
— Tanya Chen (too hotistic to work) (@tanyachen) January 24, 2019
https://twitter.com/jules_su/status/1088439783574175750
https://twitter.com/Kendragarden/status/1088465170236506112
An overlooked theory is that Trump thinks his kitchen is the grocery store
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) January 25, 2019
https://twitter.com/AsiaDNYC/status/1088456158157844484
Marie Kondo: Does this item spark joy?
Daughter: YES!
Marie Kondo: Oookay… um, this paper cup from 3 weeks ago?
Daughter: Yes! It’s my favorite!
Marie Kondo: *holding up a broken crayon* Does this item spark joy?
Daughter: Yes!
Marie Kondo: *in tears* This popped balloon?
— Momarazzi. (@Mirimade) January 23, 2019
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) January 23, 2019
As cool as it is to learn your Uber driver is also a Coast Guard Rear Admiral, we REALLY need to end this government shutdown.
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) January 18, 2019
