Woman Seeks Mystery Man Whose Name She Tattooed on Ass 10 Years Ago, Really Playing the Numbers Game

Will social media finally answer the age-old question: If someone gets your name tattooed on their ass, do they deserve a second date? With any luck, we’ll soon find out care of one British mom’s early-life crisis.

Kaylie Williams was on vacation in Spain ten years ago when she encountered a group of guys on a stag holiday. Dressed as babies (in diapers and all), the men encountered Williams at the bar and removed their pacifiers long enough to dare her to get a tattoo on her ass. Needless to say, she was wooed by the sheer force of their proposal.

Half in the bag herself, Williams entertained the dare. And when one of the diapered gentlemen offered to pay $33 for it, they all headed down to the nearest tattoo parlor to make it official by inking Sir Daniel Forde’s name where the sun seldom shines.

As these things go, the next day Williams awoke, tattooed and hungover, to find Forde gone. She returned home to her boyfriend and eventually settled down to life in West Midlands.

Now the 32-year-old mom is on a manhunt to track down Forde and see if he remembers that drunken night in Mallorca. (And also to bare her bum to anyone who asks.)

While she remains mum on her current relationship status, Williams seems keen on rekindling the old flame. Yet somehow nobody’s broken the news to her that Forde already illustrated his feelings loud and clear by providing a fake name and dipping out ten years ago.

Unfortunately for him, with internet sleuths on the case, it’s only a matter of time before he comes face to face with an ass from the past. No matter where this romantic mystery ends, we can’t wait to get to the bottom of it.

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