All Aboard the Booze Train: An Illinois Lawmaker Wants to Make Drinking on the ‘L’ Officially Legal Because who doesn't need a stiff drink on their commute home?
McDonald’s Fast-Food Scented Candles Smell Like Your Lowest Self-Esteem, Only Matter of Time Before You Try to Eat One, Too Because what every fast food fan wants is to bring those scintillating burger scents home.
Strange Brews: Woman Pees Alcohol Without Ever Drinking This woman experienced all the consequences of being drunk without ever imbibing alcohol.
‘Lord of the Rings’ Pop-Up Bar Should Make a Night of Drinking Feel Like a Lifetime Find your way to Chicago and get your Tolkien on.
Mayonnaise Slices Perfect Example of How a Nightmare Becomes a Night Terror, Maintains Grossest Condiment Status By Far Why bother with a jar and a knife when a slice of mayo will do?
Court Rules Jager Logo Isn’t Offensive to Christians, Only the Drink Is to People With Taste Buds Jager's logo references a saint, but a Swiss court says it isn't offensive to Christians.
Flagship February: Finish Off the Short Month With a Quick Sip of the Best Flagship Beers Drink these beers quick before Flagship February ends!
Beer Science: Brewery Uses Spent Grain to Treat Town’s Filthy Drinking Water Who knew brewers have had the secret to cleaner water all along?
New Batman Restaurant Puts the ‘Ham’ Back in Gotham Batman -- and all his superhero friends -- are the basis for a new London restaurant.
Firefighters Save 420-Gallon Bottle of Wine Before It Exploded, Priorities in the Right Place In this emergency, first responders saved what really mattered: a massive wine bottle.
The Top 10 Games We’re Looking Forward to in 2014 We thought 2013 was great. 2014 might be in a whole different weight class.
2015 Gift Card Gift Guide: Dream Large with Lowe’s Big Ticket Items The good people at Lowe's threw open their doors and turned the lights on some of their coolest big ticket…
Rihanna Dresses Appropriately I have no idea what the MET Ball is and apparently neither does Rihanna, because everybody else seems to have…
Phil Robertson Says Men Should Marry 15 Year Old Girls Who Can Cook If you are on the fence about whether Phil Robertson is the new Rosa Parks or just another backwoods…