Jonah Hill was on an airplane 10 years ago and a very attractive girl sat down next to him. In his young mind (as in all young men’s mind’s), your thoughts immediately lead to…how can I have sex with this girl (or something to that effect.) Well, as the flight went on, Jonah was waiting for the bathroom and had the misfortune of going in after someone had taken a very horrible #2.
He did what anyone else would, held his breath and went about his business as quickly as possible. The only problem is when he got out, the girl who was sitting next to him was waiting to go in. He wasn’t sure how to tell her that the horrific smell in the bathroom was from the guy who was in there BEFORE him. And all was lost. (We don’t feel too bad for Jonah, but this story is awesome.)
