If you currently go to Florida State University or are an FSU alum, I’m sorry, because this man has just given you all a bum rap. In what is quite possibly the worst video ever uploaded to YouTube, this loser attempts to rap along to the beat of Lorde’s “Royals” with lyrics about how much the University of Florida sucks and how awesome FSU is. The problem is that he is terrible in every regard, and FSU has now opened itself up to “Fat Slob University” jokes galore, or probably much worse.
Let this be a lesson to all of you: Friends do not let friends make parody videos like this.