Watch Kid Rock Ride Penis-Shaped Rocket While Comparing Himself to Brad Pitt in New Music Video (The First Part Makes Total Sense)

Just when you thought Kid Rock had, well, crawled under a rock and died, he comes back with an outrageous music video that’s trending in the No. 10 spot on YouTube.

Yes, the white trash country rapper is back and more obnoxious than ever in a loud, dumb, and vulgar music video for his track “Don’t Tell Me…