We all know that Donald Trump, the inexplicably likely Republican presidential nominee, enjoys speaking his mind. In fact, that’s the thing that Trump supporters seem to like the most about him. Well, one place where he has always spoken his mind (or in this case, typed it in 140 characters or less) is on Twitter. Trump does almost all of his own tweeting, and over the past few years he has really fired off some doozies. Here are just a few of the most absurd, provided below with absolutely no context (because who needs it?).
My twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 17, 2012
“A penny saved is a penny earned.” — Benjamin Franklin
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 19, 2012
Happy #CincoDeMayo! The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics! https://t.co/ufoTeQd8yA pic.twitter.com/k01Mc6CuDI
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 5, 2016
@elizabethforma Goofy Elizabeth Warren, sometimes referred to as Pocahontas because she faked the fact she is native American, is a lowlife!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 25, 2016
I like Michael Douglas!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 18, 2016
Gas prices are at crazy levels–fire Obama!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 22, 2012
Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure,it’s not your fault
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 9, 2013
Thank you @BillyJoel– many friends just told me you gave a very kind shoutout at MSG. Appreciate it- love your music!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 28, 2016
How amazing, the State Health Director who verified copies of Obama’s “birth certificate” died in plane crash today. All others lived
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 12, 2013
.@ariannahuff is unattractive both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man- he made a good decision.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 28, 2012
Amazing how the haters & losers keep tweeting the name “F**kface Von Clownstick” like they are so original & like no one else is doing it…
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 3, 2013
I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 14, 2012
People are going crazy with my comments on Diet Coke (soda). Let’s face it–this stuff just doesn’t work. It makes you hungry.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 22, 2012
It sure does.