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There is so much that could possibly go wrong to so many people in the video below that a runaway bull hauling ass down the middle of the street and pulverizing a poor fucker on his moped was the last thing we saw coming.
I mean for starters, we see nothing but a dump truck parked in the street for the first 12 seconds, so you would think that for sure it’ going to be a poor pedestrian who eventually walks by and gets buried by whatever gets dumped out of the truck. But then wait, here comes that pedestrian walking down the street and looking down at her phone with a dude on a bike quickly approaching behind her, so that’s obviously going to be why she’s in the “wrong place at the wrong time,” right?
Wrong.
Now we’ve got more pedestrians, more people on bikes and more vehicles in the street. So just which one of them is in this supposed wrong place at the wrong time and about to get smoked by the runaway bull? Ugh, the suspense is killing me.
Dude On Scooter Gets Smoked By Runaway Bull
Jesus.
That dude supposedly still has pulse despite that collision, so that’s good to hear. Just cut him some slack if he’s still talking with a stutter and unable to do simple math at Christmas time.
h/t Barstool Sports
