I’m not able to say Hugh Jackman without pronouncing it “Huge Jock Man,” so I don’t think he needs a pair of Ewan McGregor’s Wonderjocks. Besides, we’ve been together a lot of times, so I think I’d know. Granted, it was when he was choosing me, his alleged “stalker,” out of police lineups, but it’s closer than you’ll ever get to him, so suck it.
Michael C. Hall was on Jimmy Fallon last night where he sang Santa Claus Is Coming To Town as Dexter.…
