I’m not able to say Hugh Jackman without pronouncing it “Huge Jock Man,” so I don’t think he needs a pair of Ewan McGregor’s Wonderjocks. Besides, we’ve been together a lot of times, so I think I’d know. Granted, it was when he was choosing me, his alleged “stalker,” out of police lineups, but it’s closer than you’ll ever get to him, so suck it.
Everyone has something that they always wished they did and now regret the fact they never got the courage to…
