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Star Wars, Solo, and the Culture of Big, Meaningless Reveals The Han Solo movie title reveals nothing about the movie, but a lot about modern movie marketing and fandom.
American Music Awards 2025 Winners List The 2025 American Music Awards featured shocking surprises, iconic performances, and major wins as the biggest names in the music…
Daycare Owner Arrested For Lacing Goldfish Crackers With THC, Parents and Potheads Wonder, ‘Why Didn’t We Think of That?’ Right product, wrong demographic.
Meanwhile in New York: Pete Davidson Opens Bar With Secret Entrance, 1 Guess Who’s on the Blacklist Belly up to the bar, friends.
President Biden Welcomes Cat Into White House Just So He Can Make Old-Fashioned Pussy Joke Before Immediately Calling Everyone to Apologize Someone’s finally getting pussy in the White House…but we never thought it would be Joe Biden.
Meanwhile on Twitter: Dionne Warwick Gets In Salty Food Fight With Oreo Over Weird Flavors (Finally, A Celebrity Who Understands Us) There's no doubt Oreo has gone off the deep end with its flavors, but none of us has been brave…