Mandatory Tweets: The Funniest Twitter Reactions to Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen Divorce News Tom Brady is trading in his wedding ring in the hopes of another Super Bowl ring.
Meanwhile in New York: Pete Davidson Opens Bar With Secret Entrance, 1 Guess Who’s on the Blacklist Belly up to the bar, friends.
President Biden Welcomes Cat Into White House Just So He Can Make Old-Fashioned Pussy Joke Before Immediately Calling Everyone to Apologize Someone’s finally getting pussy in the White House…but we never thought it would be Joe Biden.
Meanwhile on Twitter: Dionne Warwick Gets In Salty Food Fight With Oreo Over Weird Flavors (Finally, A Celebrity Who Understands Us) There's no doubt Oreo has gone off the deep end with its flavors, but none of us has been brave…