Mandatory Movies: The Best Films to Watch on Lazy Summer Nights (In John Travolta voice): Those summer niiiiiiights.
King Charles Never Closed Palace Doors on Prince Harry, Expert Claims King Charles might just be hoping for Prince Harry to return home, with an alleged special gesture that proves the…
U.S. Men’s Soccer Team Unveils Massive Fan Banner for World Cup The banner includes thousands of U.S. Soccer fans' happy faces.
Matthew McConaughey Wants to Eliminate 1 Word From the Dictionary (Can You Guess What It Is?) Unbelieveable!
Meanwhile in Texas: Pro-life Website Created to Snitch on Women Bombarded By Furry Porn Spam (Finally, A Good Use For the Internet) This is where the furry porn comes in.
Matthew McConaughey Says America Is ‘Going Through Puberty’ In Bizarre Patriotic Video (Not the ‘Fast Times’ Sequel We Were Hoping For) Matthew McConaughey knows that things are not “alright, alright, alright” in America, but the native Texan chalks those troubles up…
Matthew McConaughey Just Got Major Endorsement For Governor From Ted Cruz (Asking Him Not to Run), Alright Alright! If we had to guess, we'd say he'd probably lower the drinking age to 18, legalize marijuana, and found the…