He called me ugly as a child and then asked me if I wanted to have sex with him and i did not know how to respond and I said no and then
— amanda bynes (@amandabynes) October 10, 2014
My dad fondled himself in front of me so many times that i started recording him on my phone in hopes of catching him
— amanda bynes (@amandabynes) October 10, 2014
Again, we find ourselves with two Amanda Bynes’ posts back to back in the same week, because uhh, holy shit. In a series of tweets this morning, she basically just accused her dad of sexual abuse. So if this is true, this would really explain a lot. Like, a lot. But she also hates her parents, and knows they can kick in a conservatorship at any time, so maybe this is a reaaaaalllly fucked up way to table that discussion for a while. Or maybe it’s true. Or maybe this new shirt I bought yesterday makes me look too handsome.