Stormy Daniels Did '60 Minutes'

The highly-publicized Stormy Daniels 60 Minutes interview was last night, and I had high hopes it would be as big as her pupils (what’s up with those, btw?) , but it was just whatever. Reading Twitter before the interview was more fun, because I got to see people on the right claiming cheating on your wife with a porn star is no big deal and people on the left claiming marriage is the holiest of sacred bonds and any elected official who violates that is a threat to democracy. It was hilarious. Anway, Daniels reportedly signed a $130,000 NDA, but she went on national television and risked legal action and fines to not really tell a story. Per CNN:

Daniels didn’t reveal evidence of the alleged affair with Trump, but continued to hint that she isn’t yet revealing all she has. Asked if she has videos, pictures, emails or text messages that corroborate the affair, Daniels said, “I can’t answer that right now.“

Then why gather us all here, Stormy? Also, what’s going on with your eyebrows? You have $130,000, get those hooked up. She also said she let Trump hit it raw (that’s his thing apparently) even though she wasn’t attracted to him. It’s unclear if she thought that would make Trump look like a monster with men in the 18-dead demographic. Like, why was this aired? A porn star claiming that she had consensual sex with Trump might be the best news he’s had since 2015. A hotter porn star would have made this better news, but still. You understand what I’m saying.

Stormy Daniels CNN Interview

Stormy Daniels CNN Interview #1

LAS VEGAS - JANUARY 12: Actress Stormy Daniels poses for photos at a naughty night to remember at TAO Nightclub at The Venetian Hotel and Casino Resort on January 12, 2008 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Chris Farina/WireImage) *** Local Caption ***
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LAS VEGAS - AUGUST 28: Adult film actress Stormy Daniels poses in a creation by Junker Designs after a fashion show debuting the company's new collection at the Rainbow Bar & Grill as part of the MAGIC convention August 28, 2006 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images)
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POMPANO BEACH, FL - MARCH 09: The actress Stephanie Clifford, who uses the stage name Stormy Daniels, performs at the Solid Gold Fort Lauderdale strip club on March 9, 2018 in Pompano Beach, Florida. Stephanie Clifford who claims to have had an affair with President Trump has filed a suit against him in an attempt to nullify a nondisclosure deal with Trump attorney Michael Cohen days before Trump's 2016 presidential victory. (Photo by Joe Raedle/Getty Images)
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LAS VEGAS, NV - FEBRUARY 04: Adult film actress/director Stormy Daniels hosts a Super Bowl party at Sapphire Las Vegas Gentlemen's Club on February 4, 2018 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images)
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LAS VEGAS, CA - JANUARY 27: Stormy Daniels attends the 2018 Adult Video News Awards held at Hard Rock Hotel & Casino on January 27, 2018 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Albert L. Ortega/FilmMagic)
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LAS VEGAS, NV - JANUARY 23: Adult film actress/director Stormy Daniels attends the 2016 Adult Video News Awards at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino on January 23, 2016 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images)
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LAS VEGAS, NV - JANUARY 27: Adult film actress/director Stormy Daniels attends the 2018 Adult Video News Awards at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino on January 27, 2018 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Gabe Ginsberg/Getty Images)
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LAS VEGAS - OCTOBER 03: Stormy Daniels arrives at Jet Nightclub at The Mirage on October 3, 2009 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Denise Truscello/WireImage)
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LAS VEGAS, NV - FEBRUARY 04: Adult film actress/director Stormy Daniels hosts a Super Bowl party at Sapphire Las Vegas Gentlemen's Club on February 4, 2018 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images)
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MELVILLE, NY - FEBRUARY 22: Stormy Daniels poses for a photo before her performance at Gossip Night Club on February 22, 2018 in Melville, New York. (Photo by Mike Pont/Getty Images)
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LAS VEGAS, NV - JANUARY 21: Actress Stormy Daniels arrives at the 2017 Adult Video News Awards held at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino on January 21, 2017 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Albert L. Ortega/FilmMagic)
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MIAMI BEACH, FL - FEBRUARY 03: Stormy Daniels arrives for The MarketAmerica.com SUPER XLI PARTY at 8th Street and Ocean Drive on February 3, 2007 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Evan Agostini/Getty Images)