There are a few certainties in this ever-changing world: death, taxes, and if you want people to shut up about something, the worst way to do it is to tell them to stop talking. Jonah Hill didn’t get the memo – or he just believes in the benevolence of people more than we do.
We know this because the Superbad star, who has undergone an impressive physical transformation, posted a message on Instagram earlier this week asking the internet for a huge favor.
“I know you mean well but I kindly ask that you not comment on my body,” he wrote, followed by a heart emoji. “Good or bad I want to politely let you know it’s not helpful and doesn’t feel good. Much respect.”
Fellow celebrities were quick to comment – not on his body, but on his post.
“Absolutely Love you. Thank you !!” wrote rapper SZA.
“Protect this man at all costs,” Chef Joshua Weissman commented. “Anyone who has anything to say can eat an unseasoned overcooked steak.”
“THATS MY BROTHER” his sister Beanie Feldstein wrote with a trio of applause emojis.
Olivia Munn dropped a heart emoji and Aidy Bryant posted a checkmark.
But not everybody abided by Hill’s request.
“Can i say you look good cuz u do,” Sharon Stone commented with a flame emoji, completely missing the point of the whole post.
Good luck getting people to shut their big mouths, man. Now you know how women feel.
Cover Photo: NurPhoto / Contributor (Getty Images)
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