Who can forget FX’s The Shield, following Michael Chiklis as hardened, very corrupt LA detective Vic Mackey? Actually, a lot of people. Despite being hailed as one of the most influential crime dramas of all-time—up there with The Sopranos and The Wire—The Shield has faded into infamy. This is probably because when Googling “The Shield,” browsers are plagued by the WWE’s professional wrestling stable consisting of Dean Ambrose, Roman Reigns, and Seth Rollins. Here’s another series no one’s heard of: The Commish, starring Chiklis a decade before he was buff, and “dickless for Chiklis” became a common utterance.
In the early ‘90s, ABC’s The Commish was a very different, nigh progressive type of cop series. 28-year-old Chiklis played middle-aged, retired NYPD detective, and quintessential wiseguy, Tony Scali, who moved to the small town of Eastchester, New York to be the police commissioner. Respected for his unorthodox methods, Tony used charisma, creativity, and common sense (the three Cs) to solve crimes rather than violence. Yes, The Commish existed in a world where cops enjoyed going to work and their wives’ cooking (which was good).
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This comedy/family drama used Full House’s font during its Andy Griffith Show-esque opening credits and focused on Tony’s home life as much as breaking up a fight between two guys dressed in chicken costumes. This is not to say that The Commish didn’t have its fair share of murder, mayhem, and even rape. However, it was often more concerned with a suicide jumper’s roof permit than the overtly dark and, by contemporary standards, interesting. And that’s the point: it was network television’s equivalent of taco Tuesday served by the personality of its main character, moral compass, and stellar ensemble including Theresa Saldana, Kaj-Erik Eriksen, John Cygan, Melinda McGraw, Geoffrey Nauffts, Nicholas Lea, Gina Belafonte, and David Paymer.
Ultimately, The Commish ran for five seasons and 94 episodes from 1991 until 1996. Its later seasons dropped off in quality and, when it was pitted against Seinfeld in the Thursday night slot (a death sentence), was canceled. Now, millennials who watched it with their moms before/after school or caught it during syndication on Lifetime, are nostalgic for The Commish. Luckily for them, pretty much every episode of The Commish is available to watch on YouTube (for free).
Or, fill your Zoloft script and watch The Shield.
There he is.
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