Mandatory Trailers: First Look at ‘Halo’ Series Proves Male Penis Can Only Get So Erect

After nearly two decades of development hell, Paramount’s Halo series is actually happening. The first trailer for the series has finally been revealed, which showcases Master Chief’s most difficult mission to date – making the transition to a live-action television series. At the very least, the new trailer for Paramount’s Halo series proves that the male penis can only get so erect.

In all seriousness, this trailer looks to be the best adaptation of the beloved game series that we could have possibly gotten. It’s everything that fans looks have been asking for from a Halo series, and this first trailer doesn’t disappoint. In fact, it may end up being the most faithful video game adaptation ever made. This is saying something considering the rocky history of video game adaptations. 

For those who are unaware, Halo follows a futuristic 26th-century war between the United Nations Space Command and the Covenant, a military alliance between several advanced alien races. In the series, Natascha McElhone’s Dr. Halsey genetically engineers super soldiers (aka Spartans) to fight the alien menace. Spartan 117, who fans will recognize as Master Chief, is played by Pablo Schreiber of Orange Is the New Black fame.

The action-packed two-minute trailer also features the reveal of Cortana, which is sure to please fans with Jen Taylor reprising her voice role in the series. We also get great looks at covenant aliens, in addition to some familiar weapons. The shot of the energy sword alone should make fans cream their pants out of sheer joy. Then there’s the amazing line, “find the Halo, win the war,” which pretty much acts as the thesis statement of the series.

Ultimately, the first trailer for Halo looks promising. Let’s just hope that they don’t screw it up when the series drops on Paramount+ on March 24, 2022.

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