Time to buy a rift headset to view you ex-girlfriend’s Facebook photos, BitTorrent a bunch of porn in Florida, set a fire in the Amazon rainforest, re-create your favorite episode of The Simpsons, have a beer with Vladimir Putin, and check out these links!
Facebook To Buy Oculus For 2 Billion
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I can’t wait to use my virtual reality helmet to view precious, precious ADS!
Judge Tells Porno Copyright Troll That An IP Address Does Not Identify A Person
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http://boingboing.net/2014/03/25/judge-tells-porno-copyright-tr.html
BitTorrenters are winning… temporarily!
Spaceship-Like Skyscraper Fights Fires and Irrigates Amazon Rainforests
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Time for America to build one that dispenses pizza and beer.
Vladimir Putin: Thanks For Being So Cool About Everything (The Onion)
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http://www.theonion.com/articles/thanks-for-being-so-cool-about-everything,35584/
No worries, bro, you’re just trying to keep it cool.
The Simpsons Legos Coming This May
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http://kotaku.com/an-army-of-lego-simpsons-invades-america-in-may-1551869131
But when does the life size version of this come out?!
Geoffrey Golden is a bestselling author and Editor-in-Chief of The Devastator comedy magazine.