Hey dads, we know you’ve put a lot of time, effort, and (of course) money into shaping us kids. Yet, all we’ve given you is disappointment and an outstanding therapy bill. We don’t try to be A-holes, it’s just a thing we have to do because we’re your kids (we don’t make the laws, just follow them). We do want to give you back some love in the form of cold hard cash, and that’s why we’re gifting you The 2 Million Dollar Puzzle: 2-Pack this Father’s Day.
The 2 Million Dollar Puzzle feels almost criminal but is a totally legal way to earn some cash as long as you have the willpower to puzzle your little heart out (we believe in you). Here’s how it all works: put together one of these 500-piece puzzles and win prizes ranging from $1 to $1 million in mere seconds from finishing. Only two of the puzzles out there have the big prize, and this deal actually comes with a pair. That means you not only have a super fun thing to do twice, but scoring this deal can pay off big time (just make sure you don’t confuse the pieces, we don’t know what’s behind that QR code).
Once you finally stop throwing the pieces around your living room in angst (we know how you get with puzzles), you’ll be in the running to cash out prizes like $100, $1,000, $10,000, and, of course, the big dance prize.
When you’re finally ready to exhibit your hard work, snap a pic of the QR code shown with your phone or tablet camera, and find out what your moolah cash-out really is. Payments come within 1-4 days via digital check, so you have time to revel in all the cash you’ll swim in like Scrooge McDuck.
If you’re over the age of 18, get The 2 Million Dollar Puzzle: 2-Pack for $56 (Reg. $60). Be quick, this sale ends on 6/19.
