Meanwhile in Florida: Man Arrested For Masturbating Inside Starbucks (Extra Cream) We'll take our coffee black from here on out, thanks.
Just One Alcoholic Drink Per Day Can Shrink Your Brain, Says Study That Forgot to Measure Alcohol’s Effects on Other Body Parts (Ahem) Want a big brain? Drink less.
Justin Bieber Tests Positive For Covid 2 Days Into World Tour, Omicron Shows First Signs of Having Good Taste in Music We may have judged omicron too soon.