Missing Penis Causes Road Closure

By Tommy Gimler

If you’re planning on hooking up with a gypsy woman and your rationale is, “What’s the worst that could happen?” you might want to keep reading this story. And then strongly reconsider your taste in women.

According to Daily Mail, a busy motorway in Middlesbrough was brought to a halt today after police closed it to…
Tommy Gimler
Tommy Gimler

Tommy Gimler is a stand-up comedian, musician, writer, emcee and all-around good guy. He has worked hundreds of stages across the country, including those at The Laugh Factory, The World Famous Comedy Store and dozens of Improvs.

Tommy has had the pleasure of emceeing events for amazing clients such as Budweiser, Mitsubishi, Chase, Discovery, Animal Planet in front of thousands of people at events like the Super Bowl, X Games, U.S. Open, Little League World Series.

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