Man Arrested After Trying to Have Sex With ATM and Picnic Table

By Tommy Gimler

Look, I get excited when I find an ATM that doesn’t charge me four bucks per transaction, but this is ridiculous.

According to WKRN, a Tennessee man was arrested Friday night at the Boro Bar and Grill in Murfreesboro after walking in and attempting to make love to an ATM.

Police said 49-year-old Lonnie Hutton dropped his…

Tommy Gimler
Tommy Gimler

Tommy Gimler is a stand-up comedian, musician, writer, emcee and all-around good guy. He has worked hundreds of stages across the country, including those at The Laugh Factory, The World Famous Comedy Store and dozens of Improvs.

Tommy has had the pleasure of emceeing events for amazing clients such as Budweiser, Mitsubishi, Chase, Discovery, Animal Planet in front of thousands of people at events like the Super Bowl, X Games, U.S. Open, Little League World Series.

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