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Well, now he’s not going to help do the dishes either.
According to The Independent, a woman in Dragomireşti, Romania, recently asked her husband to help with “digging in the garden” and then stabbed him in the balls after he refused to do so.
Romanian Woman Stabs Husband In Testicles For Refusing To Help Her With Gardening
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Some outlets had reported the Romanian nut shanking occurred because Ionel Papa didn’t buy flowers for his wife on Women’s Day, but Papa’s wife told a local news site she stabbed her husband in the scrotum because he wouldn’t help her dig in the garden.
“He’s never bought me flowers in his life,” Marinela Benea said. “I asked him to help me with some digging in the garden. I only needed help with the digging. I could handle the rest.”
Benea added that her husband refused to dig “because he’s a man,” so she decided to “see how man he was” but unfortunately OJed him in the grapes instead.
“Frankly, I’m sorry, because I wanted to put a bandage on them until the ambulance came,” Benea said. “But he cursed me and threw me out of the house.”
Yeah, no shit.
Benea added that she didn’t think it was that big of a deal even though she could “see the eggs.”
Listen, honey. Whether it’s Romania, Nepal, Argentina or Detroit, taking a blade to a man’s plums is always a big deal, especially when you can “see the eggs.” Throw the book at her, judge.
