Dude Plays With Fire, Accidentally Sets Dick On Fire

I believe it was during one of my Uncle Butch’s famous rants in ’87 when I first heard the phrase, “If you play with fire, you’re going to get burned.” Ironically, he froze to death two years later when he passed out in the snow, but the point of the story is that he was speaking the truth.

Case in point, here we see…

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