Pokémon Go took the world by storm, but by removing features instead of fixing them and poor customer relations, Niantic, the company behind the game, may be killing it just as quickly. No matter if you’re still trying to catch ’em all or the updates have caused you to give up, you’ll definitely find some laughs in these wonderful tweets.
girls call me Zubat cause it’s impossible to tell how distant I am and I’m not really worth the effort anyway
— the garbage shit boy (@davedittell) July 26, 2016
Which Rattata do I catch first? pic.twitter.com/wqRQH5jFxD
— Shigeru Miyamoto (@RealShigeruM) July 6, 2016
I told him we were going to put pennies on the tracks @PokemonGoApp pic.twitter.com/RdW1AKMsAJ
— nick mastodon (@nickmastodon) July 10, 2016
How you catchin all those Pokemon but you still ain’t caught Kony?
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) July 28, 2016
Back in my day when we found a Pokémon we had to beat it to death with a rotary phone
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) July 30, 2016
[Knocks on Professor Willow’s door]
Hi, Professor? I was just wondering what you do with all the Pokemon I transfe— pic.twitter.com/4PvIqkt1a1— Daniel Hiddleswift (@kibblesmith) July 20, 2016
OF COURSE a wild Machop appeared at the gay bar last night #PokemonGo pic.twitter.com/LSHHRYYAqZ
— Eugene Lee Yang (@EugeneLeeYang) July 9, 2016
Ayy my boy Oddish just came over! It’s about to be lit #PokemonGO pic.twitter.com/DnduHQSFgZ
— Joel (@NobodyEpic) July 7, 2016
Pokemon Go is so circular. Hours of tedious work to enable fleeting moments of fun…all ultimately pointless. Good thing life isn’t like that
— Hippo (@InternetHippo) July 27, 2016
i hope u like brusel sprouts u garbage lizard pic.twitter.com/S9N3tI1PPv
— jomny sun (@jonnysun) July 9, 2016
GOT EMMMM pic.twitter.com/LgiXa88y5H
— jomny sun (@jonnysun) July 9, 2016
There is now a bus service dedicated to Pokemon Go. I dunno where we go from here as a species, but here we are now. pic.twitter.com/kqsubqH4U3
— Brian Altano (@agentbizzle) July 23, 2016
Her: Come over my parents arent home
Me: I can’t
Her: Why?
Me: Snorlax is blocking the road#PokemonGO pic.twitter.com/M9eofYvrsA— ㅤ (@Shironeki) July 6, 2016
Pokemon Go is the Tinder of not having sex
— Erin Gloria Ryan (@morninggloria) July 11, 2016
New York is so hot today that all the Pokemon are dead. Put down your phone, they died.
— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) July 22, 2016
Excuse me #pokemonGO pic.twitter.com/F61TEY69z9
— Nate (@ndylitalo) July 7, 2016
Realtor: Well?
Me: This house doesn’t have what I’m looking for
Realtor: Sir, are you playing Pokémon Go?
Me: Show me one with Jigglypuff
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 9, 2016
WIFE: I thought you said you were going to the gym.
ME: [playing Pokémon Go] I’ve been to like 3 of them today. What are you talking about?
— Jordan (@jordan_stratton) July 9, 2016
DOG 911: What’s ur emergency
DOG: My owner straps his phone to me and throws sticks
DOG 911: Ok
DOG: To hatch Pokemon eggs
DOG 911: OMG
— Terry F (@daemonic3) July 28, 2016
me: we need to talk
wife: ok
me: I caught chlamydia
wife: is that a pokemon
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me: yes— dan mentos (@DanMentos) July 26, 2016
“fucking nerds” i mutter to myself, seeing other people play pokemon go, as i also am playing pokemon go
— SungWon Cho (ProZD) (@prozdkp) July 11, 2016
She thought I wanted her pic #PokemonGO pic.twitter.com/BL8cRnGx6C
— Grimstyles (@Grimstyles661) July 11, 2016
i say goodnight to each one of my 226 pokemon by name
— chuuch (@ch000ch) July 21, 2016
I can’t believe we finally found it pic.twitter.com/5VRMZ9ABiU
— Dick B. Limp (@danchovy) August 1, 2016
[1996]
[puts down gameboy] i should probably stop playin Pokémon so much
[incredibly fit future me materializes out of thin air] not so fast— Cat Damon (@CornOnTheGoblin) July 19, 2016
