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There are tons and tons of headlines that pour into your eye balls day in and day out, we would know because we work on the web (the British tabloids also know what we are talking about). But even though we sometimes come across some weird headlines, they sometimes turn out to be fake. Well, not the ones below, because the headlines below are not only real, but they are so crazy and baffling you will begin to question if they actually occurred. And here’s the thing: They did.
So from a farting opera singer to to a guy who accidentally had 20 bottle rockets hit his junk, check out some of the most absurd headlines out there.
The Most Absurd And Ridiculous Headlines Out There
When you spend as much time as we do on the internet you will discover crazy things like these sometimes happen. You will also discover that you’re a complete shut-in who refuses to communicate with the outisde world or allow sunlight on his skin. Wait, I just described myself, so looks like I have a lot of pondering to do.
h/t Pleated-Jeans
Now check out this great gem: If Movie Posters Were Internet Headlines
Insane Headlines
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So Happy I Can Die
Not the best way to go out, gramps.
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No Encore
No word yet if she's stopping passing gas.
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He Who Should Not Be Named
Ugh, he said his name.
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Something For Everyone
Classy stuff.
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Killer Workout
What a workout.
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Bad Dog!
You dun goofed!
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Whatever It Takes
Well alright then.
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Scary Stuff
A Halloween they won't ever forget.
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That's Not Santa
What a piece of shit.
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Trashed Times
Food is for eating, not wearing.
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Sharks Have Had It
That's what we get for bashing them on Wikipedia.
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Whoops
And here's a sequel to "The Hangover."
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Get On This, Geico
So long, gecko.
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RIP Genitals
They had a good run.
