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Geez, who’s running South Carolina these days? Russia?
According to AP News, living in South Carolina could soon be compared to living in hell, as a new piece of proposed legislation would limit that state’s residents’ access to online porn.
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No, seriously. Check this out:
“A bill pre-filed this month by state Rep. Bill Chumley would require sellers to install digital blocking capabilities on computers and other devices that access the internet to prevent the viewing of obscene content.
The proposal also would prohibit access to any online hub that facilities prostitution and would require manufacturers or sellers to block any websites that facilitate trafficking.
Both sellers and buyers could get around the limitation, for a fee. The bill would fine manufacturers that sell a device without the blocking system, but they could opt out by paying $20 per device sold. Buyers could also verify their age and pay $20 to remove the filter.”
Ain’t that some shit? Maybe it’s just us, but having free access to two 23-year-old girls who hate their fathers rub their naughty parts together is almost as American as apple pie, owning your own house or making fun of Kanye West.
The good news for people living in South Carolina if this bill somehow gets passed? You guessed it: There are 49 other states in this great country where they can buy their smut machines.
