Duquesne Student Gets Buck Naked, Pulls Fire Alarm, Grabs Girls And Pisses ‘Everywhere’

By Tommy Gimler

Photo: Volanthevist (Getty)

If Collin McCauley wasn’t already thinking about changing names or switching schools before last week, well, now would be a good time to start.

According to WTAE, the 18-year-old Duquesne student is in deep shit after one hell of a Thursday morning spent allegedly stripping naked, urinating on the outside of a girls’ dormitory door, pulling the fire…

Tommy Gimler
Tommy Gimler

Tommy Gimler is a stand-up comedian, musician, writer, emcee and all-around good guy. He has worked hundreds of stages across the country, including those at The Laugh Factory, The World Famous Comedy Store and dozens of Improvs.

Tommy has had the pleasure of emceeing events for amazing clients such as Budweiser, Mitsubishi, Chase, Discovery, Animal Planet in front of thousands of people at events like the Super Bowl, X Games, U.S. Open, Little League World Series.

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