Photo: BBC
For those of us who weren’t that cool as a kid, let us recall back the times in which our underpants were forcibly stretched beyond the comfort of our pantaloons up high enough to reach over our heads. It wasn’t just a wedgy we experienced, but rather the ass-stabbing, elastic-breaking, testicle-choking, manhood-wrecking ball that is the atomic wedgy.
Maybe you didn’t have to experience this, whether as the bullied or a rite of passage, but perhaps it’s best we show you what you missed, whether as a child or a grown man whose family member killed him with an atomic wedgy (seriously, there’s a video below). If you know what we’re talking about, you know about cutting the elastic in your underwear to make it less painful, asking your mother to buy you a couple sizes bigger to make the stretch over the head more easily attained, or worse, you had to beg your mother to quit giving you wedgies, too (along with swirlies).
Now have a nostalgic laugh at what you missed or a cry over what you don’t miss about being a kid because these funny photos and funny GIFs will warm your heart, but terrify your testicles.
A Massively Amusing Collection of Atomic Wedgy Bombs for Your Heart’s Delight
If you want to get serious for moment, check out “Death by Wedgy” in this horrible animated reenactment. This dude got 30 years for first-degree murder.
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Atomic Wedgies
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Oopsy Hoopsy
Cleared it! Kind of.
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The Front Wedgy
Photo: via funnyjunk.com
The front? To a girl? Some friend you are.
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Extra Point
I'd give him an extra point for that one [cue "Half the Man I Used to Be"]
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How to Wedgy
Don't forget to sign your kids up for camp this summer, folks.
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Youth and Young Unics
Photo: via funnyjunk.com
He'll never know the inside of a beautiful woman.
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Shaq Karma
Does anyone think this is going to be the white man in like 20 years?
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Woke Up Like This
Photo: via gotfunnypictures.com
No makeup, either.
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Child Abuse
Photo: via Heavy.com
He's now traumatized.
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Classic Festival Girl
Had it, lost it. Great view for the festival goers, though.
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The New Nun
Photo: Pinterest
Sign me up, local convent.
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Hang Me Up To Cry
Photo: via socialmediaseo.net
She probably asked for it, along with a selfie.
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Whoa Nelly!
Seems a bit extreme.
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Brotherly Love
Does this take you back?
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Wedgies Can Be Hot
Photo: via uberhumor.com
Who knew?
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Like a Dream Come True
Photo: via watchmojo.com
More like a wet dream.
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The New P90X
[Buys gym membership immediately] Thinking this could get people exercising more.
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What An Ass
Pick on someone your own size, like Fred Durst or someone.
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Family Night
Oh, like your family is some prize.
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Wedgy Went Wrong
Didn't see that coming, did ya? "Serves you right," said the sexy, prepared young man.
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MacGyver Piledriver Wedgy
An 'A' for innovation. An 'F' for bad friendship.
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WWFuuuuuck
Is that a dude taking it? Talk about emasculating. The future is fierce and feminism. And yes, we know it's WWE now. Sheesh!
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Twerk Gone Awry
"That'll teach you to shake your ass for the camera," her father told her, pulling her underpants upon her head.
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Boyhood
Photo: via aattp.com
Here's a tip: When he starts to cry, the fun is over.
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Girls Gone What?
Girls will be girls. At least her friend was considerate enough to get her a pillow.
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One More Time...
Still laughing. She really thought she was clever there for a second.
