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For those of us who weren’t that cool as a kid, let us recall back the times in which our underpants were forcibly stretched beyond the comfort of our pantaloons up high enough to reach over our heads. It wasn’t just a wedgy we experienced, but rather the ass-stabbing, elastic-breaking, testicle-choking, manhood-wrecking ball that is the atomic wedgy.
Maybe you didn’t have to experience this, whether as the bullied or a rite of passage, but perhaps it’s best we show you what you missed, whether as a child or a grown man whose family member killed him with an atomic wedgy (seriously, there’s a video below). If you know what we’re talking about, you know about cutting the elastic in your underwear to make it less painful, asking your mother to buy you a couple sizes bigger to make the stretch over the head more easily attained, or worse, you had to beg your mother to quit giving you wedgies, too (along with swirlies).
Now have a nostalgic laugh at what you missed or a cry over what you don’t miss about being a kid because these funny photos and funny GIFs will warm your heart, but terrify your testicles.
A Massively Amusing Collection of Atomic Wedgy Bombs for Your Heart’s Delight
If you want to get serious for moment, check out “Death by Wedgy” in this horrible animated reenactment. This dude got 30 years for first-degree murder.
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Atomic Wedgies
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Oopsy Hoopsy
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The Front Wedgy
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Extra Point
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How to Wedgy
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Youth and Young Unics
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Shaq Karma
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Woke Up Like This
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Child Abuse
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Classic Festival Girl
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The New Nun
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Hang Me Up To Cry
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Whoa Nelly!
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Brotherly Love
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Wedgies Can Be Hot
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Like a Dream Come True
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The New P90X
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What An Ass
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Family Night
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Wedgy Went Wrong
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MacGyver Piledriver Wedgy
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WWFuuuuuck
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Twerk Gone Awry
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Boyhood
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Girls Gone What?
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One More Time...