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The joy of baking.
All that this mom wanted to do was make some cute “1st birthday” cookies for her one-year-old. That’s all. But unfortunately, all that occurred was the cookies turning out to look like something that would be better suited for a bachelorette’s party.
Redditor PortugalPaul shared a photo of the cookies with this explanation:
“My wife made “1” cookies for our 1 year olds birthday.. I don’t think they came out right”
Here’s how they came out:
Photo: Reddit
Yep. Those are penis cookies. Or cookie dicks. Whatever you prefer.
Here’s what one person on Reddit had to say:
“She should outline or literally just draw the number 1 on each cookie. Or leave it for something the adults can laugh about because the kids won’t care.”
Hey, they have a point. But again, that kid is a one-year-old and obviously won’t notice anything. The only ones that will notice are the adults that are invited to the party — adults who will judge you and decided whether to include you in their parents-inner circle based off how your child’s birthday party turns out.
In conclusion, leave the cookies as is and stuff your face with all those baked penises.
h/t Someecards
