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Oops.
According to COED, a 38-year-old Lima Township mother could spend up to 20 years in prison after pleading guilty to plowing one teenage boy and administering a beej to another.
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After being arraigned in early March on 13 counts of third-degree criminal sexual conduct, authorities said Brooke Lajiness finally confessed yesterday to “two counts of having intercourse with the 14-year-old and one of having oral sex with the 15-year-old.” In the case of the younger boy, Lajiness admitted to having sex with him as many as 15 times, with the majority of those hump sessions taking place in the back of her car. She also confessed to sending him nude selfies.
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Lajiness has been married for 16 years, which means there is a third victim in all of this: her husband. If you see that dude around town, be sure to buy him a pint or two. After all, it’s not every day that you find out that your wife looked at her marriage to you in one hand and potential jail time for sexing up kids in the other and said, “Fuck it. It’s worth the risk.”
Poor guy.
