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I try to embrace any opportunity that shows up that involves a woman agreeing to flop around naked with me, so I’m not quite sure why anyone would pass up sex, but hey everyone has their reasons. And a recent hashtag on Twitter had people rushing to state their responses.
People were quick to give their response when the #BadExcusesToAvoidSex popped up, and let me just say that some of these are hilarious, awful, depressing and a mix of all three somehow. Check out some of the very best thanks to Twitter.
#BadExcusesToAvoidSex
I’m really saving your life, my daddy would kill you if he knew you deflowered me. pic.twitter.com/812t0dRewP— Yes, I said it. (@JustLaugh_13) August 8, 2017
#BadExcusesToAvoidSex my balls havent been waxed in weeks pic.twitter.com/sFQ4eIKlOc
— dumbfounded (@ba_ba_booey702) August 8, 2017
The celebrity I usually fantasize about during sex just died & I haven’t picked a new one yet…
— Bess K (@BeKaterInTheSky) August 8, 2017
I’m waiting to harvest my Farmville crop. #BadExcusesToAvoidSex
— Apolonia (@justsumgirly) August 8, 2017
Your brother wore me out
— Ana Watson (@anastasia_w98) August 8, 2017
#BadExcusesToAvoidSex I don’t want to get permanently banned from this Burger King, too pic.twitter.com/jTaO49N2ZO
— Jason Klingensmith (@klinger2069) August 8, 2017
Honey your mom is bad at soccer#BadExcusesToAvoidSex pic.twitter.com/DYDEim1xqO
— Jordanian Prince (@ImJordanCharles) August 8, 2017
im all sexed out from a long day of sexing down at the sex factory#BadExcusesToAvoidSex
— Eric Schmeric (@HepatitisAtoZ) August 8, 2017
I can’t; I’m busy destroying ancient tombs to rescue just one artifact! #BadExcusesToAvoidSex pic.twitter.com/JrgzD5NQOv
— ⚜️ Cattsy ⚜️ (@Cattereia) August 8, 2017
You didn’t ask for a Dirty Sanchez the right way!
Let’s play… #BadExcusesToAvoidSex pic.twitter.com/pOKqzTuOGp
— DirtyMoFoZ (@DirtyMoFoZ) August 8, 2017
#BadExcusesToAvoidSex its been so long that i forgot how pic.twitter.com/vZAjMceEZh
— lexxi (@Lexisleepwalker) August 8, 2017
You yelled at my cat. #BadExcusesToAvoidSex
— Jordynn Cirillo (@bagsofpringles) August 8, 2017
#BadExcusesToAvoidSex the kids can hear us. pic.twitter.com/szNVwihzpT
— Amy the Nurss (@nurssya) August 8, 2017
The Theory of Relativity*#BadExcusesToAvoidSex
*incest jokes pic.twitter.com/a6vG9MAfyw
— Foxxy (@The_Foxxy1) August 8, 2017
Yeah, I think that’s a good stopping point.
h/t The Chive
