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Even though every item on the Taco Bell menu makes you rush to the bathroom, people still enjoy eating it because pain is pleasure. At least according to Fifty Shades of Grey. But one man decided he would make his brother feel pain. And not the good kind either.
A 19-year-old man named Tyler Tarrell Dukes was pissed off as all hell when he learned that he would have to share his Taco Bell meal with his twin brother — tacos that his brother brought home after he and his grandma stopped to buy some after he completed a test at Calhoun Community College. Dukes apparently got so angry when he discovered that not only would he have to share his tacos with his brother, but that his brother didn’t get him a soft drink that he grabbed a bat and attacked him.
“Tyler produced a baseball bat and stuck his brother in the back and across the head, causing a deep cut,” according to the report.
Dukes, cops allege, “produced a baseball bat” and struck his brother “in the back and head.” When officers arrived at the duo’s residence, they discovered the victim bleeding from the head. He was subsequently transported by ambulance to a local hospital for treatment.
When asked about the location of the bat, Dukes retrieved it from a building and handed it over to police.
And now Dukes is being charged with second-degree assault, a felony carrying a maximum of 10 years in prison. In conclusion, tacos are good but you should probably stay away from nearly killing someone to get your hands on some.
